Facebook

I finally gave into the peer pressure and joined Facebook a few months ago. I said it would never happen but I got tired of people knowing stuff I didn't. It is very addicting and also very annoying. I put together a list of comments I often feel like making to people but never would. I will go ahead and admit I am guilty of several of these myself. So don't be offended.

Way to go! I am so glad you ran 50 miles while wearing leg weights and doing arm curls. You are my hero! Is that what you wanted to hear?

I am sorry that you and 71 of my other friends have a migraine today. Do you think this could be an epidemic?

Your tired? I'm sorry. Maybe you shouldn't have been online at 3 a.m. last night.

Your life is hard. Those refugees in Somalia have nothing on you.

If you send me another Mafia Wars request I will hire a hit man to kill you.

Thank you so much for keeping me up to date on everything you have eaten today. BTW...I think I know the reason you can't lose wieght.

It's so awesome that you have decided to change the course of your life again. Isn't this the fourth time this month?

I love the pictures of your child. The other 3,087 just weren't enough for me.

I love your dog. It really looks like you.

Thanks for reminding me it is Friday every week. I might accidentally go into work Saturday if it wasn't for you.

It's crazy how you are always busy but always seem to be on Facebook.

I am sorry you had the last 3 months off and now have to go back to work like everyone else. It must be rough being a teacher.

I am so glad you found the best husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, in the world. I guess mine has to be second then.

I can't believe you are running late for work either. Good thing you took the time to update your status.

I love how you are 30 and still partying with college kids. It's not creepy at all.

Thanks for sending me this quiz. I will get to it after I do the other 100 you sent me.